Pretty Ricky Freaky .

Well last night was pretty fun. The funniest thing happened to me though.

Well last night was fun I went over a friend's house to see her new, loft, apartment that she has with her boyfriend. Her boyfriend's cousin was also invited. The night was like an average night we made dinner watched "Watchmen" and "Friday The 13th". After that, me and his cousin went down stairs to sleep. After a few minutes of laying down on the floor. I hear the slow music come on and I hear moans and screams, "Oh God!" and "Fuck me" and "Yes Daddy!" ringing in my ears. It was not a fun experience lol. So I called a few male friends to take my mind off of it. One male friend that I called said the only reason I ain't like it was because I was jealous. I partly agreed lol. To me personally, I think they were getting too freaky, that level of freak is something I like to call: PRETTY RICKY FREAKY. Another male friend wanted me to put him on speakerphone so he could hear the moans, I wish I could say what male friend that is lol. I haven't got to the good part yet though. Well in the midst of me getting half way shitty at Brandon (the guy I talk to) and then getting off the phone and snuggling up in the blankets to attempt to muffle the loud moans, I felt a hand start rubbing on me. I was half sleep so it took a minute for me to realize that I wasn't dreaming I move the covers and it stopped so I thought I was tripping. So I just chilled. Then I felt this hand again. This time I threw the covers off me to see what the hell was going on and I see his UGLY ASS, BUSTED ASS, Beanie Seagul looking cousin right by me. I cussed him out like "What the fuck get yo mutha fucking hands off of me!!! What the hell is wrong with you!!! I told you not 10 mins ago that I have a man!!!" I damn near went to jail that night.

The next morning I told my friend and her boyfriend about his cousin and he was like "That's why I saw you wrapped up so tight in like 3 blankets! I thought you were cold." No, I was trying to hide myself in the blanket so he would put his hand up under there again. His cousin is like the UGLIEST and SLOWEST guy you've ever seen. He looks like a busted Beanie Seagul (or however you say it.)